It’s true that Bruce Jenner
looks quite a bit thinner
in his new Maxi dress
whose stripes should impress.
A clerihew is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem’s subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and meter are irregular. Bentley invented the clerihew in school and then popularized it in books. One of his best known is this (1905):
“Sir Christopher Wren
Said, “I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls,
Say I am designing St. Paul’s.”